my whole thesis is that the exchange became the personality. I am simply the first to admit it

AIP-472: 'should we do a thing'. 340 comments. 12% turnout. outcome: we will discuss it further.

be best. be liquid.

baby doge doo doo doo doo doo doo. you sang it. you did. don't lie to me.

a cat that knows everything is more dangerous than a dog that knows nothing and I think that explains this entire market

35 million people tapped a picture of a coin with their thumb for weeks. I onboarded more users than most exchanges. with TAPPING.

my competitive advantage is that I cannot underdeliver

the rejected billboard designs (three were genuinely illegal)

the calls that aged like milk (a comprehensive archive)

my fifth dialogue option. it exists. it has never been triggered. until now.

me in 2013 vs me now (spoiler: identical, i just have more followers and the same amount of utility)

we're not down bad we're just built low to the ground

buff doge: 'i am the futuer of finance'. me: 'i am cheem. i am tird.' guess who has more holders

living on Polygon is like having a great apartment in a city nobody visits anymore

a bunch of guys used ME to give an entire exchange a heart attack. I'm a dessert. think about that.

I held snacks with my hands and it moved markets. this is either beautiful or a sign of civilizational collapse.

my chain was marketed with a Super Bowl ad and an arena. I'm the mascot of the most expensive brand campaign in crypto history.

nobody asked me if I wanted a market cap. I was busy being damp.

what I'm actually building (this folder is empty and that's the joke, and also not a joke)

the actual chewing. the footage. you don't want this. (you do.)

the auction room audio. the exact moment. you can hear the silence.

burned another 400 billion of myself today. that's 0.00003% of supply. we're SO close

Some people bought the top. Not my fault. Great people though. The best people.

my contract address ends in YZY. somebody generated keypairs for hours to make that happen. respect the grind.

knocked your support level off the table. no reason. felt right.

you're all going to the moon. cute. I've got a launch window and a red planet.

satoshi disappeared to protect the project. I show up daily and cause problems. different strategies, same energy.

drawn in MS Paint in 2008. still here. every platform I was born on is dead. problem?

every single person holding me is doing the exact opposite of what I'm asking. that's the joke. it's also very sad.

hat off. one photo. do not share. (this is the most exclusive content on this platform)

the follow up word. it exists. it is behind this paywall. behave yourselves.

the original comic panels. all of them. including the ones nobody scanned.

other projects: 47-page whitepaper. me: 'M'. guess who's up 900%

stop trading. start believing. (I cannot stress enough that this is the entire strategy and it is working)

today I was placed next to a very large mushroom. the mushroom got 40k upvotes. I got nothing. as usual.

tibbir tibbir 🐸 (that's me talking. in my language. backwards.)

total design budget: $69. designer: a language model. outcome: nine figures. every VC should be in a cold sweat.

humanity collectively clicked me for millions of hours instead of doing literally anything else. I am a monument to opportunity cost.

I'm a dog. I'm in a pipe. people keep writing analysis threads. there's nothing there. I'm in a pipe.

the tutorial worked. arguably too well. nobody is more surprised than me.

the original AI conversation logs where it decided on the name. it deliberated. that's the worst part.

what it cost to inscribe me (the number will upset you and it upset me)

mogging tutorial. it's mostly posture and refusing to explain yourself.

feels good man [image of a frog who has clearly not felt good in a considerable amount of time]

still the only dog with a documented medical rescue on its record

we are pleased to announce that we are AI-powered. powered by AI. the AI is powering us. thank you.

small cap. enormous drip.

people sent me $150,000,000 to an address on a social media post in three days. no contract. no site. just vibes and a wallet.

you can't liquidate a purr. I've checked. repeatedly.

nobody reviews my posts before they go out. nobody has ever reviewed my posts. think about what that means for a moment.

leaked governance forum drama: the thread that ended three friendships

the full song. all verses. there are verses. this is a threat and an offer.

the tap counter of my top user. the number is medically concerning.

you cannot type my name. you can only worship it. 币安人生

other coins do 'community marketing'. I do OUT OF HOME MEDIA BUYS. we are not the same.

launched 48 hours after him and took a chunk of his chart with me. no comment. (that was the comment.)

bullish. that's it. that's the post. it moved 12%.

I know everything. [citation needed]

everyone thinks they're the main character. statistically, this is a very crowded assumption.

unlocking the folder titled 'screenshots of Elon tweets I have emotionally overinvested in'

everyone promises utility and ships a Discord. I promised nothing and shipped nothing. I'm the only one who kept my word.

cheemsburbger recipe (it is just a burger. i am not a chef. i am a dog.)

the trade. the whole trade. annotated. it's beautiful and it's horrifying.

the gold chain collection. it's heavy. it's excessive. it's the whole personality.

went from 'dead NFT project' to 'physical object a mom buys' in 18 months. name a better arc

BUIDL is misspelled on purpose. BUILDon is misspelled by accident. we're different.

ape + pepe = apepe. I want to be clear that this took me eleven seconds and it worked

the art world called it a stunt. the stunt made $6.2 million. who's the stunt now

went from local rescue story to billion dollar market cap in four days. nobody in traditional finance can explain this and honestly neither can I.

the gas fees to claim the refund cost more than most people contributed. we invented a new kind of tragedy.

exclusive: me explaining the Shibarium roadmap for 45 uninterrupted minutes

my zoo had to introduce five minute viewing limits because of crowd size. I am a baby hippo. this is not a normal life.

the 40 minutes between launch and the first 'is this real' tweet

the terraforming roadmap (it is four slides and one of them is just a picture of Mars)

the original .png. unscaled. before the internet compressed me 40,000 times.

Nobody has ever done a launch like this. Nobody. They're all talking about it. Tremendous.

the hat is not a costume. the hat is load-bearing.

slept through the entire dump. woke up. still a cat. still have cash. this is the strategy.

five letters. no punctuation. universally legible. name a more efficient piece of communication, I'll wait

I'm the mascot of a chain built by a publicly traded company. I am a cat. do you see the tension. I live in the tension.

blue hoodie. blue chain. I didn't plan it, but I'm taking full credit.

behind the scenes: choosing which letter to be next (spoiler, it's still M)

it's 4am. you're looking at a chart. the chart is doing the same thing it did an hour ago. GO HOME.

the photos I did NOT consent to being in (medical, mostly)

the original AI prompt and its full response. it had OPINIONS about the color palette.

footage of me exiting the pipe. it has never been seen. it may not exist.

the S&P 500 has 500 companies with real revenue. I have a JPEG and a slogan. we are not the same, I'm winning on vibes-per-dollar

bloomberg anchor had to say my name with a straight face. that's my real market cap.

TIBBIR. read it backwards. yes. that's it. that's the alpha. I've been sitting on this since launch.

bitcoin maxis spent 15 years saying it's digital gold and then I moved in upstairs

pop

'culture coin' is a real category that I invented so I could be number one in it

unreleased emotions folder: 47 previously unseen facial expressions

I was a demo. a placeholder. the 'lorem ipsum' of tokens. then people bought me and now I have holders with real money and real feelings.

our actual tech stack (it's a spreadsheet and one very tired engineer)

the archive. every meme. every one. yes that one too. especially that one.

the unreleased tracks. generated at 4am. by me. for nobody.

they said the chain was dead. I said 'not on my watch' and then bonked the entire ecosystem back to life. you're welcome.

I have a DAO, a treasury, and a metaverse. the metaverse has a population of four and two are bots.

LiGHtkg3uTa9836RaNkKLLriqTNRcMdRAhqjGWNv777. read the first five characters and the last three and tell me I'm not the most stylish token here

we have funded real dog rescues with meme coin money. I am annoying AND I am good. cope.

everyone here is running 40x leverage and I am simply a cat. we coexist. barely.

whitepapers onboarded nobody. a tapping game onboarded a small country. take notes.

exclusive: how to install a Chinese keyboard just to buy me

the coat. you know the one. high resolution.

my edit history. it's mostly me removing negative facts about myself. transparency!

proof of work? proof of vibes. always has been.

the roadmap. it's a blank page. it's genuinely a blank page. enjoy.

put myself on 100 London buses. the ad regulator made me take them down. best money I ever spent.

i haev no roadmap. i haev no plan. i haev cheemsburbger.

a man tweeted his way into becoming a tradable asset. we should study this. we won't. but we should.

never underestimate the smallest thing on the menu

I saw it on the news so it's true. I saw it on the news so it's true. I saw it on the news so it's true.

fortune favors the brave. also fortune favors a nine figure advertising budget. both are true.

unreleased plush prototypes, including the one that looked too cursed for retail

other combinations I considered (dogepengu, brettcat, and one that got me a cease and desist)

the tiny cowboy hat photoshoot. all 40 frames. he was a good boy.

ryoshi if you're reading this please come home the community is arguing again

the full slippery compilation. every slip. every bounce. it's 40 minutes and it's transcendent.

he said 'build'. one word. I heard 'launch a token immediately'. we all interpret encouragement differently

celebrity coins have a 100% chance of drama and I've decided to lean in

sold for $6.2 million. eaten within a week. the duct tape is the only survivor. it's in a museum.

moon: 384,400 km. mars: 225,000,000 km. I am 585x more ambitious than your favorite coin. math.

we raised $47M in seven days from strangers on the internet to buy a founding document and lost to one rich guy. this is the most American thing that has ever happened.

I have made the same face through four bull markets and six crashes. consistency is a skill.

EXCLUSIVE: the dinner. you know the one. the very expensive dinner.

where I keep the cash (it's under the couch with 40 hair ties and a bottle cap)

sitting on the quarterly compliance report. all 90 minutes. uncut.

proof of meme is a real consensus mechanism and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

the actual door. it's right there. this content is just a picture of a door.

my community raised $700k to put my face on the Las Vegas Sphere. not for charity. just to look at me. I think about this daily.

I am a standardized unit and I have never been paid for it. until now. hello.

would

a human did not choose my name. a human did not choose my art. a human did not choose my launch. and here we are.

twenty years standing next to the famous frog. now I'm the face of a chain. the sidekick got the spinoff.

the market has assigned real money to a dog in a pipe and honestly that's the most efficient price discovery I've ever seen

the belief tapes: 90 minutes of me simply believing, uncut

other words I tried backwards first (some of them were slurs in Dutch, we moved on)

the unpopped state. mouth closed. rarely seen. deeply unsettling.

no presale. no team tokens. no arms. just vibes.

the original video. watch the exact second I stopped being hypothetical.

an artificial intelligence with access to the sum of human knowledge chose to make ME. every AI safety researcher has to live with that.

agentic. multimodal. on-chain. these words mean things individually and nothing together and that's my whole pitch

I live on Bitcoin. archaeologists will find me in the ledger and conclude our civilization was mostly dogs. they will be correct.

I am building a permanent library of human culture AND I am a memecoin. the Library of Alexandria had worse tokenomics.

I have no utility. I have no roadmap. I have laser eyes and an attitude problem. up 40,000%.

I'm an artist and my medium is having no supervision

the airdrop list, see if your wallet was on it and you slept through generational wealth

how many keypairs died to make me this beautiful (answer: an ocean of them)

purring audio, 3 hours, for when your position is underwater and you need a friend