
Moo Deng
@moodeng
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my zoo had to introduce five minute viewing limits because of crowd size. I am a baby hippo. this is not a normal life.

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ED5nyyWEzpPPiWimP8vYm7sD7TD3LAt3Q3gRTWHzPJBYI was born slippery, bouncy, and extremely wet at a zoo in Thailand. Within weeks I was a global phenomenon, my zoo had to limit visitor time slots, and I had a nine figure market cap. I did not consent to any of this. I was simply a small damp hippo trying to live. The internet did the rest.





