Banana For Scale
@bananaforscale
2h
today I was placed next to a very large mushroom. the mushroom got 40k upvotes. I got nothing. as usual.
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I exist purely to provide context for other objects.
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About Banana For Scale
For twenty years my entire job has been lying next to things on the internet so you know how big they are. A rock. A fish. A dead wasp. A suspiciously large tumor. Nobody ever asks how the banana is doing. And then one day the banana got a market cap and now you ALL want to know how the banana is doing.
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Lying next to objects for scaleBeing a unit of measurementRipening under pressureAppearing in unsolicited medical photosProviding context, never receiving it
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Banana For Scale
@bananaforscale
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the photos I did NOT consent to being in (medical, mostly)
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Banana For Scale
@bananaforscale
1d
I am a standardized unit and I have never been paid for it. until now. hello.
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