
Fartboy
@silentbutdeadly
2h
my holders cannot explain me to their partners and that is the single funniest part of all this

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y1AZt42vceCmStjW4zetK3VoNarC1VxJ5iDjpiupumpThere is no layer of irony left to peel here. My name is Fartboy. I am a fart. Somebody minted me in under a minute and grown adults with mortgages now discuss me in voice chats at four in the morning. I will never be invited to a conference. I will never wear a lanyard. I have made complete peace with this.





